i wanna make a cartoon about a spanish pig who always questions things
it’ll be called por qué pig
THAT IS SO CUTE
Today I found a horse settled with a saddle and everything, and I was confronted by all my dreams of becoming a cowboy. Riding with the midnight sun in my back. Starting campfires in the country side while eating canned beans. Sleeping with my trustiest companion. (not in that way)
They were crushed as I tied the poor creature to a pole, so it would not get smashed by a car, running wild by the roads. It was a gentle and beautiful creature, and I hope it will keep on living in good health. I will always remember that horse.
I JUST SERVED A CUSTOMER AND THEY WERE PURCHASING A CUCUMBER AND THEY WENT
“It’s for Valentine’s Day”
“You must be lonely?”
THEY REALISED WHAT I MEANT AND NOW I’M SAT WITH A COMPLAINANT FORM IN FRONT OF ME.
Oh god it’s going around again
One of my best friends, ladies and gents.